SIX FEET UNDER----The winningest coach the Saints ever had has gone deep into the night, and the Saints are once again in the land of darkness. In somber reflection of this deep thought, the Mystic Corpse of Comatose will solemnly celebrate a Mora legacy.

Present for the rituals and ceremonies will be a parade of former Saints players whose stellar careers in other cities are testament to Coach Mora's tutelage, motivational genius, and exceptional talent evaluating skills. Highlighting the procession will be a likeness of the man himself, riding proudly on a gleaming white throne.

The Mystic Corpse hopes that Stupor Bowl fans will take a moment to reflect on the deep commitment, the swirling excitement and the smell of victory that Coach Mora brought to New Orleans. All will be flush with pride.