2012

Comatose is good for what ails you with our own brand of healthcare: 

CHEAP, SLOW, and down right CLUMSY! 

But hey...YOU get what YOU pay for!!!

Our Doctors are certified M.D.: 

Medically Deadly

Our Nurses are top notch L.P.N.s: 

Likely Partially Naked

Don't miss this exciting season of Dollar General Hospital...

If you're not comatose when you check in, you will be when you check out!